i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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