Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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