Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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