I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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