So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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You're like the curious george of whores
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Send help, water and tortillas.
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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