Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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