Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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