Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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