remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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