all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you win again, gameday.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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