I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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