You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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