But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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