Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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