after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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