I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I am one with the molecules
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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