How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Gay?
German.
Pity.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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