you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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