what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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