morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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