KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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