Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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