So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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