Me. At least after what I've been through.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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