So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
is it fun? or sober?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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