Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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