somebody snuck up and got me drunk
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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