Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
that may or may not have been my penis.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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