Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
