Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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