hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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