I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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