best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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