it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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