I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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