What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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