I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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