it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
