remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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