I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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