That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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