I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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