Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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