Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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