There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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