Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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