with your own penis?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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