dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the day after is always just damage control
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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