Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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