So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
do nipples grow back?
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