don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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