Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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