I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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