What a fucking waste of an outfit
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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