Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
His nipple licking is glorious
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