Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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