Christians are straight up FREAKS
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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